Little spoons don't ask big questions
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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