Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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