He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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