Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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