oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
two words...techno handjob
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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