i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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