Banned from zoo.
Again?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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