i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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