soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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