you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i need some magic done to my vagina
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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