Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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