I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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