you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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