haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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