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  i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.

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• (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm so sick

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  I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.

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  That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..

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• (925): View more from California

  Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.

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• (310): View more from California

  Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised

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• (516): View more from New York

  fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?

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