jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.