Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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