come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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