I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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