Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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