Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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