Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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