You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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