his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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