perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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