I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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