But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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