Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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