It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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