Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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