Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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