I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.