You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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