franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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