i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
wow bdsm is so cute
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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