Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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