What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
there is glitter all over my balls
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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