But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
