Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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