I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Randomize
