going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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