Will you blow on my dice?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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