His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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