My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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