I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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