thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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