Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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