Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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