So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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