I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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