i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
do herpes really smell.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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