Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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