I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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