You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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