I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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