Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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