Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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