I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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