I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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